xkalimonsterx

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-11-08T01:08:00

2009-11-08T06:08:46Z

Stop feeling sorry for yourself. This is all your fault. I'm glad I didn't tell you the news.

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-11-07T22:02:00

2009-11-08T03:37:09Z

Talk to me, coward. Respond to me, I'm sick.

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-11-06T22:48:00

2009-11-07T03:48:02Z

I can't believe you. I can't believe you at all. And you know what makes me really mad? Nothing bad is ever going to happen to you, ever. You get everything you want in the exact way you want it. You have no idea, and that makes me really mad.

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-11-04T18:41:00

2009-11-04T23:44:34Z

Symptoms means doctor's office

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-11-01T13:42:00

2009-11-01T18:45:31Z

Taylor and I had the best halloween ever. Our costumes are the best ever. They definitely kick all of your costumes' asses. I'm not kidding, or being sarcastic. I noticed people put up pictures of their costumes and they're all really slutty. Good job! Fact: you suck, we rule! (And yes, we did make them! wooo!)

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-10-29T10:09:00

2009-10-29T14:14:53Z

I am so excited. Saturday morning is too far. Oh, and if any of you blokes do any sort of vandalism to my house, I will give you triple the dosage.

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-10-23T22:28:00

2009-10-24T02:30:17Z

ACTs tomorrow mornin'! I'd like nothing more than to spend from 7 to 1 taking a test!

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-10-18T18:33:00

2009-10-18T22:38:28Z

We're all really ugly

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-10-13T22:50:00

2009-10-14T02:51:32Z

Why do I even care about that?

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-10-12T22:05:00

2009-10-13T02:09:10Z

Your death was my fault.

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-10-11T22:01:00

2009-10-12T02:02:44Z

I've been getting little shots of optimism and then little shots of pessimism. They take turns, and I don't have a problem with that if they're equal.

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-10-11T20:52:00

2009-10-12T00:54:00Z

Well mama she done told me, 'n'' papa done told me too, he said "son that gal ya foolin' with, she ain't no good fa' you" well that's alright, hey that's alright

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-10-10T22:53:00

2009-10-11T02:54:45Z

Fuckin' sucks, man, there's no way in hell.

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-10-08T17:52:00

2009-10-08T21:53:13Z

"Uh jes, ine looking for good tine?"

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-10-08T14:46:00

2009-10-08T18:46:53Z

Way to embarrass yourself Kali, good job

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-10-07T20:19:00

2009-10-08T00:19:50Z

Look what I've become

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-10-04T22:01:00

2009-10-05T02:01:54Z

Yes, now, how does that make you feel?

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-10-04T17:08:00

2009-10-04T21:13:10Z

I know what I want but I don't know how to get it.

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-10-02T14:51:00

2009-10-02T18:52:08Z

I do not care all that much. And best of luck to you, friend, you're a great kid.

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-09-30T22:26:00

2009-10-01T02:29:58Z

I was only a kid. Five years old if I 'member correctly. Gettin' tucked in, lights goin' out n all, then a strange noise. Gave me goose bumps 'n' every hair on my neck was damned stiff. This creature came tip toein' outta my closet, and at that point I wished the neighbor woulda shot me dead. I screamed bloody murder and my ma came bargin' in to the sight o' me damn well wettin' my onesies. Told 'er there was a god damned monster in the room, but she didn't believe me. I got a nice beatin' and that was that. That monster didn't come back out, I think ma scared it away. She could scare anythin' away.

I usually went out later when I was sure he was asleep, but that night I was really impatient. My wife was putting me through hell and I just wanted to get some fresh air, you know? Anyway, I guess he wasn't all the way asleep cause this little fucker screamed when he saw the likes o' me. I told him to be quiet but he didn't listen. So now I got this yelling wife, and yelling kid that, believe it or not, wet his bed. So gross. He yells for his mom, right? so I'm like 'shit what am I suppose to do now?' I sure as hell wasn't going back to my wife just yet. So I hid behind the certain. His mom came in and I was sure she'd see me but she was too busy paddling the boy to notice. Thank God. When she turned off the lights I just crawled out the window and I found this real nice field. I think I'll stay out here, I don't think I'll ever go back.

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-09-30T19:17:00

2009-09-30T23:18:50Z

I'm stressed out, man, and have not been sleeping at all.

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-09-28T10:45:00

2009-09-28T14:51:21Z

"Could care less" vs. "Couldn't care less"
I've always thought it was 'couldn't care less' but everyone says and writes out: could care less.
Wouldn't it be couldn't care less? because you are implying that you don't care at all/ that you could not care less because you already don't care enough.
but could care less means you still kind of care and that you could care less but you care too much to care less.
Right? Right. Unless I've been interpreting it wrong, but I'm pretty sure 'could care less' really doesn't make any sense in the context it's usually placed in.

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-09-28T10:36:00

2009-09-28T14:41:48Z

I watched Quarantine last night? The man at the end was pretty scary, until I had a dream of him being my butler. Now I'm not all that freaked, in fact, he seems like a pleasant gent to be 'round.

And I finished The Sun Also Rises - great book, but nothing really happened.

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-09-27T18:12:00

2009-09-27T22:13:39Z

I want to go drive aroundddd cmonnnnnn mannnnn

xkalimonsterx @ 2009-09-27T00:08:00

2009-09-27T04:19:24Z

It's so funny because kids are so similar. Kids as in teenagers, not kid kids. No, kid kids are different from one another, different from anyone really. But us kids, we're all the same, we really are. It's everywhere. Like a fuckin' disease, man.